Dateline: YinYang Straight, 1750 AD
The Common and High Underlings of the Royal Dynasty gathered on the shores of the YinYang Straight for a celebration of the Scottish space launch.
Woo Li addressed the throng, enjoying the festivities as the plume of the Alpha Centurion is seen rising overhead
"CHURDs of Wei, we are gathered here today to witness the great leap forward for humanity, wrought by our Scottish friends and their collaborators. Wasn't the launch spectacular?" The crowd roared in approval.
"I will let the event of the day speak for itself, and let you all return to enjoying the food, the friendship, and the fine display of our Terra Cotta Navy on parade. Buddha be praised!"
And with another roar from the crowd, Woo Li retired from the podium.
Cha Rikta, chief correspondent for The Voice of the Grasshopper
The Terra Cotta Navy parades in formation through the YinYang Straight