EDINBURGH TIMES - 1704 AD
Scottish Prime Minister Munro addressed an excited crowd today outside Bute House, Edinburgh, with the first tantalizing details of his his government's ambitious new 'centennial project'. The project has been the subject of wide speculation since it was first announced in the PM's historic New Year's address of 1700AD, using the nation's new nationwide network of broadcast towers.
Until now the project has been known to the public only as the 'Apollo' project - a reference to the ancient Greek god of light and the sun, truth, prophecy, archery, medicine, healing, music, poetry and the arts (no clues there). Today the First Minister addressed the nation to elaborate.
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"Fellow Scots, we stand today, not just at the start of a new century, but at the start of a new chapter in the history of mankind. Man has conquered the earth - and nearly destroyed it - but now it is time to look beyond. The world is now at peace and we are experiencing a new renaissance of science and engineering. Great People have been arriving from across the continent to contribute to this extraordinary project, and before the end of the next decade, Scotland will do this. We will commit to landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth. We will push the frontiers of science and exploration. It will be a leap of science and engineering like no other in the history of mankind."The project is expected to take approximately 18 years to complete, and the PM is rumoured to be looking for outside investors to help fund the ambitious project, which appears to still be in its early stages, according to initial plans released by the press office today (see diagram). Nonetheless, the speech was well received by an enthusiastic and rowdy crowd, with both spirits and attendance buoyed further by the recent government policy of distributing 12-year old single malt at all of the PM's public speeches.
The project marks the start of what is expected to evolve into an ambitous and expensive space program, and the PM is rumoured to be seeking outside investors for funding and a 'substantial' role.
Early project plans for the Scottish 'Apollo' project, released today