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The crowd is noisy out in the Grand Courtyard of the Holy Temple of Shaolin. Then, a hush falls, as a six foot five, 275 pound figure ascends to the podium to speak.
Woo Li, a mammoth of a man, and Chief Monk of the Shaolin, wears a somber expression as be begins to speak ...
"The peaceloving Monks of Shaolin and People of Wie have watched with anguish the relentless pursuit of the Interminable War. The Founder Alliance pointed its finger of destruction at Carolus Maltman and the Carolingian People. The alleged injustices used by the FA to rationalize their war were found wanting in the meditations of the Holy Monks of Shaollin. Our Greek bretheren bravely took up the cause of the defense of Carolingia."
"In concert with our Greek bretheren, and in order to defend the weak and the innocent, as is our way, we chose to aid Carolingia in ways short of war, in the hope that a firmer resistance would lead to peace on our continent."
"Our young men volunteered to serve under the banner of Carolingia. And the FA hordes came, capturing and razing cites."
"We donated our treasury to Greece, to help them match the military might of the FA. And still the hordes came."
"And now, even as there are talks about talking of peace, New Aachen is razed, and Pisa is razed by the FA."
"Distraught over this endless war, the Monks retired to the holiest recesses of the Temple, and performed the most sacred Cannabis Incense Meditation."
"On the thrid day of fasting and prayer, an apparition of the Buddha appeard in the smoke. The Buddha spoke thus:
'Do you wonder, my dear Woo Li, why the Founder Alliance will not make peace? It is because for them, the price of the war is too cheap. I commission the Monks of Shaolin and the People of Wei to bring peace to the continent by raising the price of war to the Founder Alliance, by waging terrible war upon them!' "
"I replied to the Buddha 'We are a poor and backward nation, and lack the military might to be effective in the task you set before us.' "
" 'I shall give you the tools you require', the Buddha replied. 'Buddha make three miracles' "
" 'The first miracle is the animation of the emperor's Terra Cotta Army, to march upon the Founder Alliance and coerce them into peace.' "
" 'The second miracle is the construction of the Terra Cotta Navy, to sail the Terra Cotta Army to the battlefield.' "
" 'The third miracle is that the Terra Cotta Navy will float.' "
"With that, the Buddha vanished from our sight. We concluded the holy ritural, and broke our fast with Cheetos and Doritos."
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you the name of the third miracle. Name of third miracle is 'Buoyancy.' "
"Since that day, we have been preparing to implement the Sacred Quest recieved from Buddha, to bring suffering, mysery and death to the Founder Alliance, to make them remember the value of peace."
"As a peaceloving people, we are not skilled in the arts of war on a grand scale, even though our skills in single combat are legendary. Therefore, we see it as another miracle that a wander from Greece, who does have these skills, has come to join us as our Minister of War."
"Welcome Paraneus (pa RAN e us) of Greece, Weian Minister of War!"
The crowd roars as Paraneus, in his traditional Greek armour, ascends the podium and waves to the people ...
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Your (maybe not so) humble servant, Leonardo
Traveller through time and space, Currently Emissary of His Excellency, King Agamemnoff, of the Mighty Yourcenaeans.
"Behold, the Power of Bronze"
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