It is with great Joy that I, king of the land between the rivers, received word that some of our... err, subdits, drank some beers with the crews of of a strange ship, unequal to any that they already had saw, in the islands of Avalon and heard some stories of great realms beyond the great sea, beyond the islands of Avalon....
I, as the ruler of the land between the rivers, decided to give them this letter and to send a diplomat asking for the formal opening of a embassy in that vast realm with cities with so breathtaking names as Courage and Intelect. I expect that he will be well received and that your Majesty could send a diplomat of your own in the next ship that passes by, to deepen the auspicious good beginning in diplomatic terms that we had and to find a way of getting more mutually benefical deals.
Sincerely yours
Ricardo
Ruler of the land between the rivers and protector of the Yourcenaeans