A homecomin' an' a celebration

[Snarlin]

Arrrggghhh! Th' nation o' Campeche welcomes homeport 't’s long, lost Swashbuckler Kin'.  Jean Lafitte has returned from a glorious battle wi' th' Henna.  Usin' a hurricane as a distraction, Lafitte skirted around th' city an' captured th' wharf near Port-au-Pwnie. Turnin' t' push on th' city proper, fires broke ou' throughout th' city, lit by th' inhabitants before they fled from th' oncomin' Raider storm. 

Th' Kin' has put his troops in th' capable hands o' his brother, Pierre, wi' orders t' “Pillage before ye burn!”.

Hoorah to our Allies! The Yourcenae!  The Rohan!

In celebration o' this victory, an' ones forthcomin', Campeche declares that now an' forevermore th' 19th o' Septembree shall be known as “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. Arrrggghh!!

[Snarlin]

T' all Buccaneers, Privateers and Pirates!

Aye Lads, me brother Pierre be victorious!  t' Henna city formerly known as Vita be now in Pirate hands. A few brave Henna stayed t' fight, but were cut down beneath our cutlass. In an attempt t' brin' harmony and control t' our new city, renamed Tortuga, I have imported roughly 1,500 prostitutes from t' capital, hopin' t' regularize you unruly lot. Our buckos t' Rohirrim be at t' gates as well. Stable their horses and invite them in t' join t' party...t' Rohirrim that is...not their horses.

Arrggghhh!


Lafitte, King
Campeche