Greetings!

[Carolus Maltman]

We have come to the borders of your land, and understand that you call yourselves Arctic Nomads. We have spent many years in the jungle, so do not understand the meaning of your word Arctic. All we know is that you live on the eastern shore of the Baltic Sea, and that we have come across your settlement.

We do come bearing our world-famous schnitzel, perhaps we can break bread together and share tales of faraway lands?

[IanDC]

We have sympathy for your bold scout who has travelled so far to find so little 

Trapped in our northern wasteland the time of decision has been forced upon us so we may not be around to explain the concept of icebergs to a jungle dweller.